Drabble: Tosh versus the 456 (or why CoE would have been 5 minutes long if Tosh had been around.)

[silver_sun]

Title Tosh versus the 456 (or why CoE would have been 5 minutes long if Tosh had been around.)
Characters Tosh, Gwen, Ianto
Rating G
Word count 100



Tosh had just sent the reply when Jack, Gwen and Ianto hurried into the Hub.

“Did you hear it? All those children talking at once,” Gwen asked.

“Yes,” Tosh said pressing a few more keys. “There’s an alien ship in orbit responsible, I’ve sent them a message.”

“What did you say?”

“Next time use a phone or it’ll be something nastier than two hours of Agadoo sent to your ship.”

“Disaster averted.” Ianto smiled. “Now, who wants coffee?”

They never heard from the 456 again, although miles away a man called Clem remembered his real name and wanted some pineapples.

Comments

[bk_forever]

LOL! Yes, Tosh would deal with the 456 easily while the rest of the world were twiddling their collective thumbs! No problem!

This really should have happened, then we could have spent 5 hours watching the team do something more interesting, like weevil hunting.

[silver_sun]

Thank :) They could have spent the rest of the time having an interesting plot as to who Agent Johnson was working for and why she was trying to get Doctor Rupesh to infiltrate Torchwood. (My pet theory was that Johnson worked for C-19, which was part of UNIT, http://www.whoniverse.net/unit/C19.php which had been involved in some shady stuff in the past)

[katwillow.livejournal.com]

Brava. Anything less is unacceptable. Tanks.

[mcparrot.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hahahaha. Two hours of Agadooo.
Yes of course.
Thank you. I needed that.

[jo02]

This is so brilliant I cried.