05 January 2013 @ 11:06 pm
Fic: Mainframe, Hex and the Temporal Trouser Error.  
Title: HEX, Mainframe and the Temporal Trouser Error.
Character(s)/pairings: Mainframe (Torchwood's computer) and HEX (Discworld), Connor Temple (Primeval)
Fandom and/or Prompt: Discworld, Torchwood and Primeval.  
Rating: G
Word Count: 1872
Spoilers/Warnings: No warnings. Vague spoilers for Torchwood: 
Children of Earth, and even vaguer ones for Doctor Who (new series 3). Primeval to early series 3. No spoilers for anything Discworld apart from the existence of HEX.
A/NThis should have been for [ profile] consci_fan_mo, but I didn't get it finished in time. This fic is by far the oddest thing I've written. The prompt it was for was +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++ so sensible was probably never going to happen.

Deep under Cardiff in the crumbling remains of the Torchwood Hub, one of the screens flickered on. Text in a font not available anywhere on Earth appeared jerkily letter by letter. )