Free Fall

Here's my entry for round seven of writerinadrawer, and some how I've made it through again, albeit this time with a score of -4 (All my scores up until now have been between +2 and -2), but since the average was -3 I'm thinking that isn't so bad, especially considering I wrote this at the last minute.

Title: Free Fall.
Character: Owen.
Rating: PG-13 for language and implied sex.
Prompts: Wasted (Somebody is more than a little intoxicated), an Olympic sport, and 500 words or less.

( Sure, professional athletes could make it look graceful, leaping off the high board, waiting for the judges to hold up their cards, but all it is, in Owen’s opinion, is a fancy way of falling.  )