The Carpet People - is there fic and if there is where is it hiding?

Pretty much what the title of the post says. I thought that one of the rules of the Internet, the often quoted rule 34, was tha that is something exists, somebody, somewhere has posted PWP about it.

So why no PWP or even any fic at all as far as I can tell (tried LJ AO3 and ff.net) for the Carpet People? Okay, it's not one of the most well know of Terry Pratchett's books, but still it's not exactly super obscure.

Anybody know of any fic for this? Anywhere? I read whatever there is, although there if a preference for what Snibril and Bane did after they headed off together at the end of the book.